[justintaco]

I’d like to share an important discovery with everyone

[shitpost-senpai]

Hrrrmn, A pre-Order huh?

That’s right, A “Prepaid Order” or “Pre-Order” for short. You pay for the game in advance and you get a copy on release day. You can find details on your iDroid

Snake! If you Pre-Order, you’re sure to get all kinds of goodies when you finally get the game. I’d hurry if I were you!

Such a lust for value! Who could resist this?! WHOOOOOOOOO????!!!!

Sounds like my kind of deal!

DOKTOR! Turn off my purchase inhibitors.

[RULES OF PUUUUUURCHASE!]