TallyBurd — jumpingjacktrash: littlemisscodeless: …But why...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
venom-apegacine
littlemisscodeless

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

jumpingjacktrash

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.