There are some weird advertising characters out there. This is one of them: Darigold milk during the mid-1980s was putting Milkwalker, a pint of milk with arms and legs(and rather scary ones at that)
and huge soul-gobbling eyes, on its boxes with tips on how to live your life safely. Those knees, man.
I’ve found no origin story, no other record of his being a thing that answers any questions about what Darigold was thinking and how long he was (to them and the schoolchildren who saw him daily) a thing.
why is he so unsettling
BE SAFE
Be sure to know all those things, kids.
Because if you cannot answer those questions to the MilkWalker, he will eat your bones
But if you tell them these things he will show up to your house and then eat your bones
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