micdotcom

“He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it any more obvious?” So begins the Amazon summary for 22-year-old comedian Elijah Daniel’s new 10-page erotic novella Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy. The Amazon reviews are almost as good as the book itself.

xionin

I’m…just gonna leave this here.

screengeniuz

OMG.

garlicbrad

HERE IS THE AMZON PREVIEW. IT HAS 224 REVIEWS

shinyhill

OH MY GOD

randomredux

The best part is that Trump found out about it and demanded Amazon ban it on his Twitter feed, hahahaha.

tallyburd

Welp…