haybuck-pony asked:

I was talking about masturbation dear, but that works too. :P

Ah yes! The oldest of human traditions! 

People say its money that makes the world go round, I slap them in the face with a handful of my mayo and tell them that it is Masturbation that makes the world go round, thats just how those physics work. Scientist also claim that eating without a mouth will lead to a big mess.