TallyBurd

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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trueouchys asked:

How to draw a booty?

potoobrigham answered:

First and foremost, study your anatomy.

I’m not kidding. Take some time out of your day, and figure out how dat thang actually attaches to your person. Heck, don’t limit it to the glutes, study everything, you’ll figure out how it works with the rest of the body a lot easier.

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Break muscles down to basic workable shapes. That’s how construction works.

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With these studies and simplifications, I’ve learned:

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There’s a fair amount more to it, especially if we’re talking about fat vs. muscle,  proportions, relation to hips, etc., but these are more or less the basics, I think.


Seriously though, practice anatomy. Then you can go off and do whatever you please.

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axeystuff
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broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

indigopersei

my friend,
if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

ilyasaurus

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

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candygarnet

truly the language of love

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