TallyBurd

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

haybuck-pony asked:

I was talking about masturbation dear, but that works too. :P

Ah yes! The oldest of human traditions! 

People say its money that makes the world go round, I slap them in the face with a handful of my mayo and tell them that it is Masturbation that makes the world go round, thats just how those physics work. Scientist also claim that eating without a mouth will lead to a big mess. 

haybuck-pony asked:

Well, let's go a different route. How often do you "spend quality time alone", so to speak? :P

All the time, I live in what any regular human being would call a dark moist hole they’d rather not venture in. I spend a lot of quality time alone with my thoughts and what I can do to one day change the world for the better and such.