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Oops I started playing Animal Crossing New Leaf again
And this happened
So uh
I wrote something based on it
https://pastebin.com/hiXvqk7S
(Just a warning, there’s a lot of messy eating, weight gain, and bellyfuckin’ ahead when you click on that link so if that isn’t your thing then don’t bother)
Also feel free to let me know what you think of my writing, I’ve never publicly posted a story like this so I wanna know if I’m doing alright
Does anyone know what happened?
The Nerf Nuke
Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.
T̢͉̳͎͎̰̟̩̥̗͙̜̞̩̦̤̀͜͢H̵̡̢͈̠͈͟E̶͉̹̝̠̮̺͓̱̬̥͔̠͚͠ͅ ̶̧̢͚͙̲̗̣̬͕̯͉̝̙̼͙͈͙̙͎͞Ş̥͉͕̬͈̺̙̫̫̠̕͠Ḱ̶̷̙͔̞̖̹͔̫̦̭̠͓̺̥̯͍͢͜I̧̦̱̗̬̱̮̪̹̦͟E̛̠̣͓͕̬S͏̶̵̹̯͎̠͓̲̣̱̜̞̭̕͠ͅ ̷̤̦̘͓̥̻̭̩͉̕̕͞Á̴̴͎͈̮̼͈̩͔̻͔̟̪̼͖̱̘͟͠R̸̛̗̥͎͕̦̞͕͓͕̪͓̕͝ͅḚ̹̟̞̤͕̣͕̦̬̠́̀ ̛͠͏̫̞̝͓̤̙̼̜͍̞́ͅṊ̛̪̪̖͚̭̗͔̺̬͝͠ͅͅO͏̗̙̰̻͚̗̱̼̱̗̝̝̩̤̗̮̣͘̕T̵̢̛̲̜̬̲̙͈͈̟̤̞̦̮̱̘͕̱̘̤ ̶҉̢̲̘̭̝͖̲̟̗̀͝S̴̷̡̠̮̥̟͖̹̱̣̫̥̳̱̬̪͝ͅĄ̹̯͉͍̱̙͕̳̗̗̼̦̀͠F̶͖̗̱̭̬̥͎̭͔͚̭̰̹͔͎̲̼͢͜͟͞E͇̰̲̣̟̖͚̬̩̭̘̜̰̹̘͡
@driker-water’s Chalk & @red-x-bacon‘s Izel Stand having the GAY CUDDLES
how unprofessional
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