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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

CONFESSIONS OF AN ARTIST #1

Shadman was asked awhile ago if he Jerks off to his own artwork, and this got me thinking cuz this questions was also asked to me as well. 

The answer is (at least for me) No…I dont get turned on by my own artwork, as a matter a fact, it would be more along the lines of self torture for an artist to try to jerk off to his own artwork. The thing is….depending on how picky you are as a person…if you try to jerk it to your own art….you’re gonna find yourself flaccid real quick and angrily frustrated even quicker. 

The reason why is….when your doing that and you look at your own artwork….you start to see all the shit that you messed up on, and you start to get frustrated over little tiny details you could have changed or entire things you could have done differently….and before you know….you have a dead boner on your hands…and you’re to blame for the loss of life. 

Its easier getting turned on by someone else’s work cuz you dont notice all the fuck ups and little details…and if you do, it dosent bother you. 

But in Conclusion if you’re an artist and can jerk it off to you own stuff without thinking of giving yourself the Kurt Cobain experience, then I applaud you…you sir are a true hero and an inspiration to us all. 

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Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood

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Millennials are not real….generations of people are not labeled or categorized that way in real life. Calling someone Millennial is just another way of putting labels on people that would rather not be labeled that.  

The word “Millennial” was coined by a pair of rich fucks who entered a stupid contest and won millions of dollars more. 

And if theres one thing that is real, its that the older Generations will always try to shit on the newer ones for shit that they themselves did when they were young.  

Source: BuzzFeed
Man….this TrustBag is so fucking amazing, its stab proof, water proof, flame proof, Lighting Resistant even Bullet Proof! Especially when you shot it with BLANK FUCKING ROUNDS!!!
Im getting sick and tired of these fake facebook pages advertising...

Man….this TrustBag is so fucking amazing, its stab proof, water proof, flame proof, Lighting Resistant even Bullet Proof! Especially when you shot it with BLANK FUCKING ROUNDS!!!

Im getting sick and tired of these fake facebook pages advertising these fake fucking sneak oil shit, like fucking Solar RoadWays. 

Can you imagine if some fucking retard buys this thing, then tries to pick a fight with someone who has a gun, then gets shot dead? 

Not only is this severely bad False Advertisement, its also a Public Hazard. You’ll have people thinking their fucking Superman.   

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“ joremaster:
“ Meet the only non-fusion gem to poof Jasper on screen
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Meet the only Gem to poof Jasper. Period.
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Things Jasper has survived:
•Being repeatedly punched in the head by Garnet •Being thrown into a...
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Meet the only non-fusion gem to poof Jasper on screen

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Meet the only Gem to poof Jasper. Period.

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Things Jasper has survived:

•Being repeatedly punched in the head by Garnet •Being thrown into a ships power core •which then exploded •which then exploded again after the ship crashed from orbit •Being Malachite •Being Malachite being beaten up by Alexandrite •water punched by Lapis for miles •Power slammed by Stevonnie •Smacked around by Smokey Quartz

List of things Jasper hasn’t survived:

•Peridot with a sharp stick

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