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angler fish mating customs
“If you were like a female anglerfish you wouldn’t have to go looking for a date. Instead, you’d release a chemical trail of pheromones into the water and the guys would find you. Unfortunately, male anglerfish are 40 times smaller than the females. However, they can give the ultimate love bite! If we were like an anglerfish, the male’s body would start to degenerate. His jaws would fuse into the skin and his internal organs would disappear.”

[millenianthemums]

Ok yes this is very educational and cool but did they HAVE to illustrate it like this

[maxheadroomofficial]

Absolutely

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MY WAIFUUUU ; n ; 

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Putting MUSIC into perspective… Just a bit over 200 years ago, most people got to listen to their favorite songs maybe once or twice if lucky, if you were rich enough, you could probably listen to your favorite song 4 times in your life.

So whenever you put on that music….just remember….there was a point in time when you could ever only listen to your favorite song a handful of times in your entire life. 

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[mahboi]

“Please tell me that is your nose” - Eugene H. Krabs, Spongebob Squarepants, Season 3, Episode 47a - As Seen On TV

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[littlemisscodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

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