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if theres a car hitler…
then there’s a car stalin
Then that means there was a car Cold War.
There was a car Cuban Missile Crisis.
A car JFK was assassinated by a Car Lee Harvey Oswald.
There are car nuclear warheads.
A car Marilyn Monroe painstakingly sung “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to a car JFK.
THERE WAS A CAR CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WITH BLACK CARS BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST BY WHITE CARS.
Ok but if that’s true, then eventually there will come a time when those cars misconstrue everything that is said by King…
#BlackCarsMatter
On another note… does this mean there’s also a car Bin Laden that flew a plane into the Car Twin Towers?
There were car slaves and a car slave trade. A Revvinglutionary War and an Americar Civil War.
There were bombs dropped on the car equivalents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Considering there’s a Popemobile in the Cars universe, there was a Jesus Carst (I tried) at one point. Car Mary and Joseph.
CAR GOD.
Jesus Chrysler, come on Chris, the pun was right there
DAMMIT
I just woke up from a nap. My pun game is very weak right now.
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